NOW AVAILABLE ON iOS
Trust your friends.
Not critics.
Rate movies and shows. See what your Squad thinks. Let Colonel Kernel predict exactly what you will love before you press play.
Rate movies and shows. See what your Squad thinks. Let Colonel Kernel predict exactly what you will love before you press play.
"Rotten Tomatoes tells you what critics think. Your friends tell you what matters. I tell you what YOU will think before you waste two hours finding out the hard way."
Your personal AI analyst who knows your taste better than you do. CK writes reviews, predicts your score, and curates your Watch Tonight list every time you open the app.
Connect with friends whose taste you actually trust. See what they are watching, how they rated it, and whether it is worth your Friday night.
A personalized list of what to watch right now based on your streaming services, your Squad ratings, and CK analysis of your taste.
Rate in Casual, Critic, or Family mode. A 7 watching alone at midnight means something different than a 7 with the whole family on the couch.
Assign your most trusted friends to genres. Who do you trust for horror? Comedy? CK uses this intel to sharpen every recommendation.
Your personal watchlist. Add titles to your radar, see CK score at a glance, and pop it when you are ready to rate.
Start with a few movies and shows. Colonel Kernel uses this to build your taste profile and calibrate predictions from day one.
Tell Kernl what you have access to. Watch Tonight only shows titles you can actually watch tonight.
Find friends on Kernl and connect. Their ratings feed into your Discover tab and give CK more intel to work with.
CK analyzes your ratings, your Squad taste, and what is trending to serve up a personalized Watch Tonight list every single time.
30-day free trial on Kernl Pro. No credit card required.
Download Kernl free on iOS. Your Squad is waiting.
"The Colonel is ready to brief you. Download the app and report for duty. Deploy the good snacks."
iOS 16+ - Free to download